'Allo 'Allo!

The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

Seasons

9

Episodes aired

82

Latest aired

S09E06

Total runtime

1d 16h

Timeline when each season aired

1. Season 1 September 1984 – October 1984 7 episodes
2. Season 2 October 1985 – November 1985 6 episodes
3. Season 3 December 1986 – January 1987 6 episodes
4. Season 4 November 1987 – December 1987 6 episodes
5. Season 5 September 1988 – February 1989 26 episodes
6. Season 6 September 1989 – October 1989 8 episodes
7. Season 7 January 1991 – March 1991 10 episodes
8. Season 8 January 1992 – March 1992 7 episodes
9. Season 9 November 1992 – December 1992 6 episodes

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  S01E01 The British 'ave Come

  September 7 · 30min find the promo

  Show synopsis

  The Colonel and the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But René convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British airmen so they can take the painting to England to be forged. Meanwhile, everyone keeps handing René poison pills "to make it easier", Herr Flick decides his relationship with Helga should include an intimate dinner in Rene's back room, and Hans figures out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of Madame Edith's singing.

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  S01E02 Pigeon Post

  September 14 · 30min find the promo

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  After the Colonel's and the Captain's uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they have to send for replacements. Supplied by Michelle are carrier pigeons, which Madame Edith accidentally cooks and serves to Herr Otto Flick.

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  S01E03 Saville Row to the Rescue

  September 21 · 30min find the promo

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  The Colonel, the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of London. Michelle delivers a bottle of nitro-glycerin disguised as a bottle of Bols Gin to hide in the café until they come to fetch it that night to blow up a German railway.

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  S01E04 The Execution

  September 28 · 30min find the promo

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  Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel and Captain. As Helga, Leclerc, and Edith each attempt to help the gang escape, General Von Klinkerhoffen arrives in town and demands that the only known saboteur be shot. This means René's death by firing squad, with Lieutenant Gruber in charge of the squad!

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  S01E05 The Funeral

  October 5 · 30min find the promo

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  René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are difficult when there is no body. Monsieur Leclerc is cheaper than the regular priest and the coffin is filled with anti-tank bombs.

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  S01E06 Red Nick's Colonel

  October 19 · 30min find the promo

  Show synopsis

  The Communist Resistance want to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnap the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birthday party. To make matters worse, they offer them on a platter to René's supposed twin brother, so that he can shoot them.

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  S01E07 The Dance of Hitler Youth

  October 26 · 30min find the promo

  Show synopsis

  The Colonel's birthday party is the perfect opportunity to retrieve the real painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies from Herr Flick, and substitute it with the forgery. The plan is to not invite Herr Flick but make sure that he hears about the big binge – a traditional feast with genuine Bavarian dances featuring girls dressed as the Hitler Youth – so that he will have to come. In the meantime, René and Edith are to enter the office of Herr Flick to make the switch. Of course, they fail – which means Herr Flick now has both the fake and the original plus a second forgery, which he commissioned in order to fund his marriage with Helga after the war.